Du slackar

We need to talk. Go ahead, bust your smokes out so we can smoke together. So, it is the holidays. Are you gonna bring cheer to my life? Shower me with gifts like a good little smoke slave would do? You are always here, lurking and stalking. I know you can't help yourself. Keep smoking and grab your wad. Forget your wife, spoil me this season. Forget what you know and praise me. Are you disappointed in my greed? It doesn't matter to me. You are still just a loser. And it is proven time and again. Your dick is satisfied, what about me? Not enough apparently. Take my smoke. You obviously need to think more clearly. Useless loser.