Wild Loogies for Stupid Slave

I'm so glad you've decided to join me tonight. You are in for a real treat. Go on, get on your knees for me. Thats good. I've got plenty of thick warm creamy silky loogies for you. My sinus is full and I'll sneeze to get even more as we go. Open up your mouth nice and wide. These loogies need a home and the back of your throat is perfect. I hawk up thick snotty loogies. I blow big bubbles throughout. Looks enticing I know. You can't help yourself. It's so slimy, that I sling-shot it back up. Dropping my spit line down to you, then slurping it right back into my mouth. What a tease I am. I can see you wanting more. You better thank me for this nice treat. You barely deserve this as it is. Open up spit slave and take my hot loogies.