Rocking around the Christmas tree and farts 2022

I am decorating my Christmas tree with a ton of farts. I listen to Christmas songs with the volume very low and let out huge noisy farts while I am filling the tree with a lot of decorations. Sometimes hum the songs and dance a little around the tree. Every time I bend over to hang a decoration the farts sound crazy. I hope Santa will come this year cause I know how much he loves the farts!