Stuck and Gassy Butt Crack

I am looking for my ring. I lost it and really need it now. I find it under the bedside. I get stuck there and scream out for help but nobody is home. As if it wasn't enough I am stuck there and can't get any help soon, gas starts to build up inside of me from the lunch I had. I had spicy burger meat. I fart loud and the farts get smellier and smellier and the room starts to stink. I still call for help now and then but nobody comes.